Dear Nester, I want to decorate for fall but most of the items in the stores are spooky, bloody and downright scary. Help! What would you suggest for inexpensive, approachable yet classy fall decor?

PS, you are beautiful and wise and I have three daughters that are your son’s age that they can marry in 20 years and a perfect job for your husband that he will love forever. Oh, and a maid. I want to give you a maid too.

signed,

Your Imaginary Friend

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I answered this oh so convincingly real letter at (in)courage today. Meet me there. Then, scroll down or click here for day 2 of 31 Days of a Better Dressed Nest.