A toaster strudel has rarely seen the likes of my talent. With baded? bated? breath, actually coffee breath, and a steady hand I have created a masterpiece. As an intregal part of this healthy breakfast, I’m sure a pastry has never felt so complete.

Just so you know, this is not a one time thing, I always do this to it. This is just the first time I thought to document it. I think I almost see my monogram.